A Lady takes her cat to the vet. Said cat appears lifeless. The vet examines the cat and pronounces it dead. The distraught lady refuses to accept the diagnosis and demands a more thorough examination. So the vet brings in a black Labrador, who sniffs the cat and retreats. Next comes another (live) cat, who sniffs the carcass, hisses and stalks away. The poor lady now accepts the fact of her kitties demise and asks the vet for the bill. $300 says the vet. That's outrageous, says the lady. Well, says the vet, it would have been only $65 without the lab report and the cat scan.

Now that is the kind of cat story I like to hear. It has a happy ending, except the other cat did not join the first one.