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Seen this before, but it's still funny...and pretty accurate MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE > > A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: > > 'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines > enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. > > Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures > outlined below when accessing their accounts. > > After months of careful research, "MALE & FEMALE" procedures have been > developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.' > > ******************************* > MALE PROCEDURE: > 1. Drive up to the cash machine. > 2. Put down your car window. > 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. > 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. > 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. > 6. Put window up. > 7. Drive off. > > ******************************* > > FEMALE PROCEDURE: > (What is really funny is that most of this part is the truth!!!!) > > 1. Drive up to cash machine. > 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the > machine. > 3. Set parking brake, put the window down. > 4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card. > 5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up. > 6. Attempt to insert card into machine. > 7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive > distance from the car. > 8. Insert card. > 9. Re-insert card the right way. > 10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside > back page. > 11. Enter PIN. > 12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN. > 13. Enter amount of cash required. > 14. Check makeup in rear view mirror. > 15. Retrieve cash and receipt. > 16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside. > 17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of check > book. > 18. Re-check makeup. > 19. Drive forward 2 feet. > 20. Reverse back to cash machine. > 21. Retrieve card. > 22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot > provided! > 23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you. > 24. Restart stalled engine and pull off. > 25. Re-dial person on cell phone. > 26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles. > 27. Release Parking Brake. > Let us speak courteously, deal fairly, and keep ourselves armed and ready Theodore Roosevelt | ||
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I think I was behind her at the bank yesterday. ______________________ Age and Treachery Will Always Overcome Youth and Skill | |||
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Shit, I KNOW I was behind her at two different banks driving two different cars... AD If I provoke you into thinking then I've done my good deed for the day! Those who manage to provoke themselves into other activities have only themselves to blame. *We Band of 45-70er's* 35 year Life Member of the NRA NRA Life Member since 1984 | |||
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