A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.



Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.



The woman, sort of bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy Shit,

That must be my husband!'

So the guy quickly jumped out of the bed, scared and naked he jumped out the window like a crazy man.



He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and then started to run as fast as he could to his car.

A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!'

The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?'



And that folks............is how the fight started.

Loved it! I might have to "steal" it and send it on to a couple of friends!

Only a woman would have even devised a scene like that.

A friend of mine who was in the Navy came home after an extended stay at sea.
Took his wife walking along the beach & started confessing to her about some of the women he had gotten involved with at his port of calls.
She in turn confessed that she had had an affair while he was away.
Excrement hit the fan!
He went to raising holy hell with her.
She told him that he had just confessed to the same thing.
He told her the difference was that he was lying.
Seems he had been given a heads up when they had docked.

Good One!!

Speaking of the Navy;I had a friend who wanted leave to attend his wife's baby delivery.The skipper informed him that he was necessary at the keel laying,he was not necessary at the launching.