The plane leaves Heathrow Airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His co-pilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.



Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, 'Ya know I don't like the Chinese...'

'No rike Chinese?' asks the co-pilot...'why not?'

'You people bombed Pearl Harbor , that's why!'

'No, no', the co-pilot protests, 'Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese.'

'Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese...doesn't matter, you're all alike!'



There's a few minutes of silence...

'I no rike Jews!' the co-pilot suddenly announces.

'Oh yeah, why not?' asks the captain.

'Jews sink Titanic!' says the co-pilot.

'What? You're insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the

captain, 'It was an iceberg!'

'Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg ....no mattah...all same!

One must confess that most disagreements/wars are the end product of lack of understanding + communication. With appologies to the WW2 theatre;no one really believes that Hiter was misunderstood.