REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

Lynn D

Bless your hearts.

The only question I've got about that is Why would you want to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit around the world in one night? Can you ladies tell me that?

Well, don't that just blow your dress up.

Dan, it's to prove to the male dominated patriarchal society that they can, and no-one is going to tell them otherwise...