This is a clean one. There was 3 triplet daughters living in the hills with their widowed pappy.At the age of 13 they all wanted to go on a date. Pap says no way but the girls were firm + finally wore him down. He say's only on one condition! They have to come up on the porch + meet me. So on the fatal night there he sits in his rocker on the front porch with a dbl. bbl. 12 on his lap waiting to meet the prospective beaus.The 1st lad shows up in an old sedan + says "Hi.I'm Eddie + I came to get Betty,so we can steady,Is Betty ready?'The old man thinks this one is dumb but harmless enough.The second shows up in an old pickup + says,"Hi I'm Joe + I want to take Flo to the show,can Flo go?"The old man thinks that this one is dumber than the last but safe enough so he says go ahead. Directly up pulls this red corvette + prince charming jumps out + says "Say old timer,my names Chuck!" So the old man shot him.