Only Farm Kids think this way
When you're from the country, your perception is a little bit different.
A farmer drove to a neighbor's farmhouse and knocked at the door.
A boy, about 9, opened the door.
"Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer.
"No, they went to town."
"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"
"No, he went with Mom and Dad."
The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself.
When the young boy says. "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message."
"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "No, I really want to talk to your Dad, about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant".
The boy thought for a moment...then says "You'll have to talk to my Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bulls and $50 for the pigs, but I have no idea how much he charges for Howard."

Good One!!

Farmer tells his daughter that the man from town is coming out today to breed one of the cows. He tells her he put a nail in the stall gate of the cow he wants bred. The man shows up and the daughter takes him down to the barn. She sees the stall door with the nail and says, "This is the cow dad wants bred". The man says, "What's the nail in the door for"?
The girl says, "I guess that's where you can hang up your pants".