Jack was engaged to be married to Jill. The day before the wedding, his

father sat him down for a little chat. "Jack, let me tell you something."



On my wedding night, in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and

handed them to your mother, and said, 'Here try these on. So she did and then

told me, 'These are too big, I can't wear them. So I told her, 'Exactly. I

wear the pants in this family and I always will.'



Ever since that night we have never had any problems. "Jack, I think that

might be a good thing to try out."



So on his wedding night, Jack takes off his pants and says to Jill, "Here,

try these on" She does and says, "These are too large, they don't fit

me."



Following the script, Jack then says, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this

family and I always will, and I don't want you to ever forget that."



In response, Jill takes off her pants and hands them to Jack and says,

"Here, you try on mine." He does and says, "I can't get into your

pants."



She replies, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-ass attitude,

you never will!!!"

I have a buddy who told us pretty much the same thing, that he wore the pants in the family.

His wife gave him one of them looks, then agreed that he did wear the pants........but she told him what color to wear.

Bit like the two little words that will make or break a marriage; "Yes Dear"!