Everyone dies and goes to Heaven. St. Peter is almost overwhelmed by the crowds and finally the Lord Himself comes out to sort it all out.

The Lord orders: " All men who dominated their women form one line. All men who were dominated by women form the other line. All women follow St. Peter".

The Lord returns a while later. The women are all safely in Heaven and there are two lines of men. However one line is of men who were dominated by women - and it is stretching for miles and miles. The other line of men who dominated their women only has a lone meek looking type standing there.

The Lord is upset. He thunders that He expected men to treat women as their equals and to love and cherish them - but most certainly He did not want any son of Adam to be a mouse!.

The Lord turns to the lone meek looking type in the other line and says: " I am proud of you. Tell me how you came to be in this line of men who dominated women".

The little guy says: " My wife told me to stand in this line".