GWB in school . . .

25 April 2003, 02:05

Jiri

GWB in school . . .

GWB in school . . .

Teacher: "children, have you any qustions for Mr. president ?"

Jeremy:" I have 3 questions, 1st, how did you get president when you got less votes, 2nd: Tell me true why you attack Iraq, 3rd Was nuking Japan terrorist attack ?"

. . . now it is ringing and GWB go out of class,

next hour:

Teacher:"have you any questions for mr. president ?"

Bob: " I have 5 questions, 1st, how did you get president when you got less votes, 2nd: Tell me true why you attack Iraq, 3rd Was nuking Japan terrorist attack ?, 4th why ringing was 20 minutes earlier and 5th Where is Jeremy ?"

Appologize my english please

Jiri

25 April 2003, 02:34

<Bruce Gordon>

perhaps the joke loses something in the translation, but I have read it several times and can't make any sense out of it, let alone figure out what the joke could be.

25 April 2003, 03:48

BBTURTLE

Just another pathetic try by little Jiri [Roll Eyes]

. He tries so hard and does sooo bad [Roll Eyes]

. Its like that commercial that has the little black guy trying to fit in, and his friends say "you're just not funny". [Wink]

Back to the stove
Turtle [Cool]

25 April 2003, 03:51

Clydehoward

I'm sure you're more fluent in Arabic, why don't you post this joke, if that's what it is, in Arabic.

25 April 2003, 04:56

Eagle37

I find this post and associated link by Jiri:
1. Offensive, and
2. highly puzzling, and
3. not funny.

Why is it on the humor page? The voting issue with President Bush is water under the bridge. Let it go, for Heaven's sake!

Nuking Japan?????

Mystery post, truly.

25 April 2003, 05:28

hammerhead

In my short memory Slick Willie Klinton was the first pres. elected with less than 50% of the vote I suppose this was ok with Jiri. I also found the joke unfunny imho the damned thing needs to be deleted. Wes

25 April 2003, 06:41

308winchester

Good one!!

Lots of self irony from our american friend or what? [Big Grin]

Johan

25 April 2003, 18:50

derf

Well I got it. It's more like British humour,subtle. WHAT I would like to know is why "Joke Threads" disappear after a couple of days on a site that doesn't censor anything. Thank goodness I made a link to the "cat game". derF

25 April 2003, 23:45

Jiri

Johan :

Lots of self irony from our american friend or what?

ABSOLUTELY [Big Grin]

Jiri

25 April 2003, 23:59

DMCI*

I have only two question:

1. Shall this have been humor?

2. What will have happened to Jiri, now that he may have done many of the same things that Tariq Aziz has?

3. Shall the Czek Republik have been a threat to world peace?

[ 04-25-2003, 15:28: Message edited by: DMCI* ]

26 April 2003, 02:18

HBL

Jiri,

Your mommie called and said for you to come home. It's time for you nap and diaper change.

[Smile]

26 April 2003, 23:32

308winchester

Just because you didn't get the joke, you don't need to take it out on Jiri.
[Big Grin]

Johan

28 April 2003, 15:01

Magnum Mike

Matters not if you get the joke as it is stupid!

Hmmmmmm, i think Jiri is a lil worried that they (as in his country) might be on the wrong side of GWB's list! [Big Grin]

29 April 2003, 04:25

BBTURTLE

quote:
Originally posted by 308winchester:
Just because you didn't get the joke, you don't need to take it out on Jiri.

Johan

I gues I'm a dummy too [Confused]

. Could you explain this joke for me and some other [Roll Eyes]

? I love a good laugh and admit that this is now getting funny but the joke blows it out the ass [Big Grin]

.
Please help [Wink]

Back to the stove
Turtle [Cool]

29 April 2003, 05:02

Recono

Actually, Jiri, you told the joke well enough, and it would have been funny if you had told it about Stalin, or Ceaucescu, or any of a number of Eastern European "democratically elected" thugs. It falls flat simply because George Bush was legally elected and is obviously of a higher moral quality than most of his detractors, and certainly ALL of his Democrat detractors.

Best stick to guns. You know almost nothing about the U. S. Not to feel bad - I know almost nothing about Czechoslovakia. But I don't make jokes about it.

29 April 2003, 05:26

<Bily Lovec>

actually,
they have some really hot women [Razz]

don't we Jiri [Wink]

02 May 2003, 04:07

m1carbine

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[ 05-02-2003, 07:46: Message edited by: m1carbine ]

03 May 2003, 01:03

<'Trapper'>

Jiri:
I weary of posting this up but you must realize something - the US of A is NOT a democracy! We are instead a constitutional repulic. The "vote" you and other's so often refer to is insignificant as we do not vote for an individual in this country but rather vote for electors that cast votes in the electoral college.
Before you post any more of your "Witticisms" please do all of us a favor and study a bit the different forms of government. You must also realize tht there is absolutely no difference between a "Democracy" and "Mob rule" other than the chooing of the user of the term. If we had a "Democracy" where exactly do you think such issues as civil rights, public housing, OSHA, BATF, etc etc. would be today? I think you can see they would be non-existant IF they were dependent upon a majority of voters voting for them. Please, in future posts, read and re-read what you are about to post before you post it up.

03 May 2003, 02:54

Recono

Trapper,

Thank you!

Recono

03 May 2003, 04:01

OldFart

I saw this picture a couple of years ago with Bill Clinton behind the Binoculars. If you look closely at GWB, its obvious the picture is doctored.

03 May 2003, 04:32

tasco 74

308 I GOT HE JOKE JUST WASN'T FUNNY.....

I'VE SEEN THAT PICTURE BEFORE TOO AND WHO EVER IS BEHIND THE BINOS THAT IS FUNNY.......

THE 2ND AMENDMENT PROTECTS US ALL...........