> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> > Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
> >
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> > Man who run in front of car get tired.
> >
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> > Man who run behind car get exhausted.
> >
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> > Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
> >
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> > Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright
> > organ.
> >
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> > Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to
> > Bangkok.
> >
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> > Man with one chopstick go hungry.
> >
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> > Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
> >
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> > Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
> >
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> > Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
> >
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> > Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on
> > earth.
> >
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> > War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left
> >
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> > Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
> >
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> > Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
> >
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> > It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
> >
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> > Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
> >
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> > Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
> >
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> > Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
> >
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> > Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
> >
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> > Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot unsanitary.

Good ones all!