The other day I went into town to do some shopping. I was only in the store 5 minutes when I saw a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I then called him an overweight donut eater. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a Nazi Pig. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus. I just like to have a little fun each day. It's important to me.