A housewife takes a lover during the day while her husband is at work unbeknown to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet.

Her husband came home unexpectedly so she hid her lover in the closet so the boy now has company.

Boy: "Sure is Dark in here."

Man: "Yes it is."

Boy: "I have a baseball."

Man: "That's nice."

Boy: "Want to buy it?"

Man: "No thanks."

Boy: "My dad's outside shall I call him"

Man: “OK how much?"

Boy: "$250"

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and mums lover are in the closet.

Boy: "Sure is Dark in here."

Man: "Yes it is."

Boy: "I have a baseball glove."

Man: "How much?

Boy: "$750."

Man: "Fine."

A few days later the father says to the boy grab your glove and let’s go outside and toss the baseball.

The boy says, “I can't I sold themâ€.

The father asks," How much did you sell them for�

The son says “$1000:"

The father says. “That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that, it is way more than those two things cost I'm taking you to church and make you confess.

They go to church and the father alerts the priest, makes the little boy sit in the confessional booth and closes the door.

The boy says “Sure is Dark in here."

The priest says. "Don't start that shit again"