You go to the strip mall and someone calls for "Bubbah" and 10 people look to see who is calling them.

#57 There is a loaded shotgun next to your bed, incase there are noises from the chicken coop in the middle of the night.



#58 You have ever shot a chicken while naked in the middle of the night looking into the chicken coop, when the dog came from behind and wet nosed you.

That description in #58 is a little TOO detailed

#59 you have sex doggie style so both of you can watch nascar

Kerry who?
# 61 or so....If you miss the backboard ,the ball will land in the creek.

# 62 or so...A Minner Trap is on your Mothers Day gift list.

# 63...A bagel is not a bread like ring. It is a small dog you hunt rabbits with.

#64 Your family just finished a lovely rabbit stew dinner, while watching your neighbours look for their missing cats.

Your ex-wife says yes to all of these and you say-WHAT?

#42, does it count if you keep a pellet gun by the back door and a .22 rimfire by the front?

65. If your effort to beautify your front lawn is to place two pink plastic flamingos near the school bus that�s on blocks.

What's wrong with Pink Flamingo's? What you really have to do is put some high intensity LED's in them so they glow at night... It's too bad those LED Palm trees are so much money...

HTRN

I have a toilet with flowers planted in it in my front yard, and an actual bed (4 poster, canopy style) planted with flowers in the side yard. Does that make me a red-neck? or white trash? or someone who likes unusual planters for flowers?

IMO,GS, that would make you innovative! derf

Thanks derf, I needed that. I feel better now. By the way,I borrowed a digital camera and as soon as I figure how to move the pictures around, I'll have some of Frank.

You're proud of your pet gator.

You have to sleep on the couch , cause your hunting dogs sleep on your bed.



You bar b que steaks for your hunting dogs and you eat hotdogs cooked in the microwave.

The classic is: "you know you're a redneck when you've got your taxidermist on speed dial."