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Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts.
Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew
that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch
them, but he had to try. One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his
colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor. Horatio
thought about this and said that he could arrange for Nick to more than
satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it.
Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured
a little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed. Soon after she
dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to
the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King
and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would
cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of
Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick to
their chambers. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching
powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick
worked passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent breasts. The
Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied and
hailed as a hero. Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio
demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now
satisfied, Nick couldn't have cared less and, knowing that Horatio could
never report this matter to the King, and with a laugh told him to get
lost.

The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching
powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick.

The moral of the story............

Pay your bills.
 
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That is HILARIOUS!!! jumping


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Great!!



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Very good! Moral is true as well.Always pay your bills.As the old saying goes "When the ship leaves port,all bills are paid".


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