Baskin Robbins has announced that they will soon release a new flavor in two test markets to appeal to the sentiments of the Gay ice cream market. In one week the Florida Keys and San Francisco will get "Baby Batter" flavored ice cream. Baskin Robbins is also indicating the upcoming release of the "fish taco" flavor to the Lesbian crowd, but they can't seem to make it stay fresh for more than three weeks, so the release date has not been set, yet. They would also like information regarding the location of the current home of softball in the U.S.

New Baskin Robbins Ice Cream Flavor

In Honor of the 44th President of the United States , Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has issued a new flavor, " Baracky Road ."

Baracky Road is a blend of half Vanilla, half Chocolate, and surrounded by Nuts and Flakes.

The Vanilla component of the mix is not openly advertised, and is usually denied as an ingredient.

The Nuts and Flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow. The cost is $100.00 per scoop.

When purchased, it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but then the Ice Cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you.

Thus you are left with an empty wallet, no change, holding an empty cone, and with no hope of getting any ice cream.

Are you feeling stimulated?