.....and went to Cabela's to buy a small 9mm for home protection

When I was ready to pay for the pistol and ammunition with my credit card, the cashier said, "strip down, facing me".

Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amuck, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should have placed my credit card in the card reader!!!

I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer.

I still don't think I looked that bad.

Not bad!!

I will do that in the future. Just following directions.

Yeah + when the clerk asks paper or plastic I thought she meant cash or credit card.