On their wedding night the bride and groom check into the motel room.

The bride gets all dolled up and into a sexy night gown.

The groom goes into the bathroom to freshen up.

All of a sudden the bride has to take a crap! She doesn't know what to do so she runs to the closet, gets out a shoe box and craps in it.

Just then the groom comes out of the bathroom so the bride shoves the shoe box under the bed.

The groom takes a flying leap onto the bed and steps in the shoe box.

He yells out "A BOX OF SHIT"----someone from the next room yells!

TURN HER OVER---TURN HER OVER !

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You heard about the newlyweds that didn't know the difference between vasaline + putty? Their windows fell out.