I NEVER KNEW THIS! PLEASE READ! INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO WHEN IT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SHOWER WITH IT! WARNING TO US ALL: YOU NEED TO READ THIS.

I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner!

I use shampoo in the shower.

When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and

printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning:


"FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY."


No wonder I have been gaining weight!

Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and

I am going to start showering with Dawn dish soap instead.

Its label reads,


"DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."


Problem solved! If I don't answer the phone, I'll be in the shower!

That is why I always shower standing on my head.

That's why it is so short.