A woman asks her husband at breakfast time "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?"
He declines. Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunchtime, she asks him if he'd like something.”How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?" He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."

Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?” He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry."



"Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."

Local gal musician her in Austin has a song about a truck loaded with 40,000 lbs of Viagra goes off the road + spills into the city water supply.Well you can only imagine. All the women are happy,all the men are hagard,+ the fire dept. can't roll up their hoses,etc.Wish I could remember her name. After one time they took it off the air.Perhaps google?

They use a good bit of Viagra in Nursing homes to keep the old gentlemen from rolling out of bed.

Thats the one. thanks a million,also liked the Julie Brown "The homecoming queens got a gun."

I see a great influence of Harry Chapin's "30,000 pounds of Banana's" in that song....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGldNpngDws