The Lord watches Adam and Eve walking together in the Garden of Eden. They are not walking arm in arm and so the Lord calls Adam over. He tells Adam that he should go up to Eve and give her a hug. Adam asks what a "hug" is. The Lord explains.Adam goes away and comes back after awhile with a smile on his face. The Lord next tells Adam to go back and give Eve a hug and a kiss. Adam wants to know what a "kiss" is and the Lord explains. Adam goes away and eventually returns, grinning from ear to ear. Now the Lord tells Adam to go back to Eve and give her a hug and a kiss and make love to her. Anticipating Adam's question, the Lord explains what making love is.

In a very short time, Adam returns and has a puzzled frown on his face. The Lord asks: "Adam, what's the matter?"

Adam replies: " Lord, what's a headache?"