The Atheist & The Shark!

There is an atheist swimming in the ocean. All of a sudden he sees a shark in the water, so he starts swimming for his boat. As he looks back he sees the shark turn and head towards him. His boat is still a ways off and he starts swimming like crazy. He's scared to death, and as he turns to see the jaws of the great white beast open revealing its teeth in their horrific splendor, the atheist screams, "Oh God! Save me!"

In an instant time is frozen and a bright light shines down from above. The man is motionless in the water when he hears the voice of God say, "You are an atheist. Why do you call upon me when you do not believe in me?"

Aghast with confusion and knowing he can't lie, the man replies, "Well, that's true I don't believe in you, but how about the shark? Can't you make the shark believe in you?"

The Lord replies, "As you wish," and the light retracts into the heavens and the man feels the water begin to move once again.

As the atheist looks back he can see the jaws of the shark start to close down upon him, when all of sudden the shark stops and pulls back. Shocked, the man looks at the shark as the huge beast closes its eyes, bows its head and says, "Thank you, Lord, for this meal which I am about to receive..."



R-WEST

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