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>In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. >For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of >Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call >Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. > >The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful >consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced >that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also >considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and >of course, Ibepokin. > >Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in >liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage >suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to >literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call >this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of >"cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". >Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. > >Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast >implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means >that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky >boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. | ||
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