A man told his wife never to look in the safe at home, but after 35 years of marriage, her curiosity got the better of her. While he was out drinking with his friends, she opened the safe. There was $40,000 and three eggs. She didn't understand the three eggs, but she closed the safe, and waited.

When the husband came stumbling home, the wife confronted him, "I've never done this before, but I opened the safe."

The man flew into a drunken rage. "I told you never to look in there."

The wife said, "There is $40,000, in cash, in that safe, and three eggs. What are the three eggs for?"

"I'll be honest, since you've already opened it", he said. "Every time I've had sex with another woman, I've placed an egg in that safe."

The wife seemed satisfied and said, "Well that's not bad in thirty-five years, is it?"

No, but when I get a dozen, I sell them and that's where the $40,000 came from."


.....AND THAT'S WHEN THE FIGHT STARTED.

I think a new record has been made.

Dave