The phone call that every man dreads. 'RING!
Hello,
Hi, this is Jane,
Jane?
Yes, Jane. We met at a party 6 to 8 weeks ago, + you said I was a 'real good sport'.
(Oh, Christ!) Ah, Hi Jane, ah, how are you?
I'M PREGNANT + I'M GOING TO JUMP OUT THE WINDOW!!
Say, Jane, you are a real good sport, aren't you.