Three good ol boys from East Texas were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter,
Ronnie and Donnie. As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off
the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie says, 'Well,Shit,I guess somebody should go and tell his old lady the bad news".

Donnie says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll
do it.' Two hours later, He comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.

Ronnie says, 'Where the hell did you get that beer, Donnie?'
'Cooter's wife give it to me.'Donnie say's Ronnie replies.
'That's unbelievable, you told the Gal her husband was dead and
she gave you a case of beer?' 'Well, not exactly', Donnie says. 'When she answered
the door, I said to her, "Say,you must be Ol'Cooter's widow."
She said, 'You must be mistaken. I'm not a widow.' Then I said,
'Hey,I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.'

Rednecks are good at that sensitive shit stuff