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Can we uninstall 2020 and reinstall it again?... I think it has a virus ... Just asked a 6 year old if he understands why there is no school. He said yes because they are out of toilet paper. On the bright side, I am no longer calling this shelter-in-place. I am an artist-in-residence. After years of wanting to thoroughly clean my house but lacking the time, this week I discovered that wasn’t the reason. You’re not stuck at home, you’re safe at home. One word can change your attitude and one cough can change your life. If you thought toilet paper was crazy ... just wait until 300 million people all want a haircut appointment. 2020 is a unique Leap Year. It has 29 days in February, 300 days in March and 5 years in April. Wearing a mask inside your home is now highly recommended Not so much to prevent COVID-19 but to stop eating. This cleaning with alcohol is total b.s. NOTHING gets done after that first bottle. Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands??? You think it’s bad now? In 20 years our country will be run by people home schooled by day drinkers…. My Mom always told me I wouldn’t accomplish anything by laying in the bed all day, but look at me now! I’m saving the world! I miss the days when we were terrified of Romaine lettuce. Ahh, the good times…. I swear my fridge just said: “what the hell do you want now?” Whoever owes you money, go to their house now. They should be home. Home schooling Day #3: they all graduated. #Done. | ||
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Those two about killed me! Jason "You're not hard-core, unless you live hard-core." _______________________ Hunting in Africa is an adventure. The number of variables involved preclude the possibility of a perfect hunt. Some problems will arise. How you decide to handle them will determine how much you enjoy your hunt. Just tell yourself, "it's all part of the adventure." Remember, if Robert Ruark had gotten upset every time problems with Harry Selby's flat bed truck delayed the safari, Horn of the Hunter would have read like an indictment of Selby. But Ruark rolled with the punches, poured some gin, and enjoyed the adventure. -Jason Brown | |||
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If you get an email that starts out "knock knock" don't open it its the Jehovah Witnesses working from home.  Never rode a bull, but have shot some. NRA life member NRA LEO firearms instructor (retired) NRA Golden Eagles member | |||
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