A Fireman and woman get married. The fireman tells his bride he wants to run the household orderly like the firehouse. Willing to please she says she'll give it a go.

He installs a bell over the bed and tells his wife that if he rings it once, she's to run into the bedroom. Two rings, she's to take off her clothes. Three rings, she's to jump in the sack and start having sex. Reluctantly she agrees.

Later that night, she hears the 1, 2, and 3 rings and complies with all. Shortly while they are having sex, she reaches up and rings the bell 4 times.

When the husband inquires what 4 bells means she tells him: 4 rings means you need to roll out more hose because you're no where near the fire!