Lincoln and Obama are very much alike:

1. Lincoln placed his hand on the Bible for his inauguration. Obama used the same Bible..

2. Lincoln came from Illinois. Obama comes from Illinois.

3. Lincoln served in the Illinois Legislature. Obama served in the Illinois Legislature.

4. Lincoln had very little experience before becoming President. Obama had very little experience before becoming President.

5. Lincoln rode the train from Philadelphia to Washington for his inauguration. Obama rode the train from Philadelphia to Washington for his inauguration.

6. Lincoln was a skinny lawyer. Obama is a skinny lawyer.

7. Lincoln was a Republican. Obama is a skinny lawyer.

8. Lincoln was highly respected. Obama is a skinny lawyer.

9. Lincoln was born in the United States. Obama is a skinny lawyer.

10. Lincoln was called Honest Abe. Obama is a skinny lawyer.

Lets not forget...

Lincoln freed the enslaved. Obama and his spending will enslave the free!!

I'll say what everybody else is thinking.

Lincoln's Presidency ended prematurely after his assasination in the Ford Theater.

Obama Presidency...

How did you know what we were thinkin????

C'mon boys...let's play like big kids. That is way out of place. I don't appreciate the insinuation that Obama will be assassinated - there is such a thing as going too far.

Here's another one for all those who can't take a joke.

Barack Obama gets elected President and is spending his first night in
the White House. He has waited so long.......

The ghost of George Washington appears, and Obama says, "How can I best
serve my country?" Washington says, "Never tell a lie." "Ouch!" Says
Barack, "I don't know about that."

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... Obama says, "How
can I best serve my country?" Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears... Obama says, "How
can I best serve my country?" Lincoln says, "Go to the theater".

Every morning OBama wakes up, looks at Michelle, and says to himself, "I would rather screw the country."