The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the next race and it won again.
the local paper headline read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, upon hearing the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted. He ordered the Nun to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.00.

the next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and let it go on the plains where it could run wild and free. The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

the bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of this story is:
being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery, even shorten your life.
So be youself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about someone elses ass.
YOu will be alot happier and live a lot longer!