An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, 'Someone in this
congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.
This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot
tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this.

Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from
God and this Christian Family.'

No one moved.

The preacher continued, 'Do you have the nerve to face me and admit
this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart
you will feel glory. Now, stand and confess your transgression.'

Again, all was quiet.

Then, slowly, a drop dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop
traffic, rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice
quivered as she spoke, "'Reverend, there has been a terrible
misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan.
I simply told a couple of my friends that YOU .........

were a wizard under the sheets."

The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation
roared. Yes sir, there was a whole lot of shaken going on that Sunday.