NINE THINGS MEN SHOULDN'T SAY AT VICTORIA'S SECRET:

9. No Thanks. Just Sniffing..

8. I'll be in the dressing room going blind.

7. Mom will love this.

6. Oh the size won't matter. She's inflatable.

5. No need to wrap it up. I'll eat it here.

4. Will you model this for me???

3. The Miracle What??? This is better than world peace!!

2. Oh, honey, I'll never fit into that.

And the number one thing that a man should never, ever say out loud in Victoria's Secret:

1. 45 bucks?? You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!