A huge looking woman wearing a tank top walks into a bar. She sticks out one arm holding it high -revealing an armpit bushy with hair.

She announces to the stunned customers at the bar: " Who will buy me a drink?"

The bar is silent -except for one little guy at the end (who is obviously smashed) who slams his hand down on the bar and says: "Bartender, give the ballerina a drink!"

The bartender complies. The huge female apparition throws it down. Again she throws out that awesome sized arm revealing that huge bushy armpit and says: " Who will buy me another drink?"

Again the bar is stunned into silence -except for the same little guy (even more smashed than before). He again slams his hand down and says: " Bartender, give the ballerina a drink!"

The bartender eases over to the little guy and says: " Look, I can maybe understand why you want to buy her a drink - but why do you keep calling her a "ballerina"?

The little guy says: " Any woman who can lift her leg above her head has to be a ballerina".