15 Phrases of Wisdom for 2007!!

1 . Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.

2 . Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.

3 . Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

4 . If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

5 . Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

6 . A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.

7 . Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

8 . No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

9 . Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

10 . It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.

11. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

12. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

13. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)

14. Your friends love you anyway.

15. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.