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A man isn't feeling well and it has been going on for several days, so he goes to see his doctor for a full checkup.
Afterwards, the doctor comes out and says "I have some news and it isn't good. You are very sick, are dying, and you don't have very long."
"Oh, no! How long do I have?"
"Ten" said the doctor.
"Ten WHAT?" said the man. "Ten months, ten weeks, what?"
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| Clowning around with my Dr, I asked "am I gonna die?" he replied, "yes, but not today."
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| Like the doctor who gave his patient 6 months to live. He couldn't pay his bill, so the doctor gave him another 6 months. |
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| After my last appointment (not really) the doctor asked if I smoke. When I said, "No" he says "Too bad, it would help you to quit!"
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