This morning on Highway 1, a man looked over to his left, and there was a woman in a brand new Mitsubishi, doing 80 mph, with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
He looked away for a couple of seconds, and when he looked back she was halfway over in his lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, he didn't scare easily.
But she scared him so much, he dropped his shaver, . . . . . . which knocked the donut out of his other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using his knees against the steering wheel,
he knocked his cell phone away from his ear which fell into the coffee between his legs, splashed, and burned "Big Jim and the Twins", ruined the darn phone, soaked his trousers, and disconnected an important call and he had the nerves to say,
Darn women drivers! ! !

Yeah so?