You need to add another line.

DAD No dear they were 230 gr. Jacketed Hollow Points.

That is what Winchester makes for the 45.

Yes, it would probably be necessary to add that line, but I didn't write this. I got it from an email sent to me.

Cutter:

That can't be a true story. A Southerner needed 18 shots? Even us damyankees can shoot better than that!

From the "group" comment, I am guessing that self-defense quickly turned to sport. Besides, we would still have a few mags left over for his buddies if they made trouble. I'm just glad the joke didn't suggest we all walk around loaded with ball ammo....