During a lull between the speeches at the recent White House Correspondent's dinner,
Michelle Obama leans over to chat with Joe Biden.

"Ya know, I bought Barack a parrot for father’s day.
The bird is so smart, Barack has already taught him to pronounce over two hundred words!"

"Wow, that's pretty impressive," says Joe,
"but, you do realize that he just speaks the words -- he doesn't really understand what they mean."

"Oh, I know," Michelle replies, "Neither does the parrot."

O.K. here is a lame one from the early 70's. Jews send arabs a parrot. He says "Moshe Dayan says fuck you" They torture the parrot endlessly with no change of his attitude. Then the arab says we will tear out his toungue then he will talk (arab logic) The parrot gave his last best when he stood up,covered one eye + shot them the bird. Well Moshe Dayan saying fuck you by another interprentation.