The Husband Store

A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to
follow the instructions at the entrance: 'You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!' There are 6
floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor,
or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The 2nd floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

The 3rd floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are
extremely good looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep
going.

She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are
Drop-dead Good Looking and
Help with Housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand
it!'

Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are
Drop-dead Gorgeous, help
with Housework and Have A Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the
6th floor and the sign
reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this
floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof
that women are impossible
to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband
Store .

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner
opens a New Wives store
just across the street.

The 1st floor has wives t hat love sex.

The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have
money.

The 3rd through 6th floors have never been
visited.