I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline...


Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck?

funny stuff like martyr mothers children "my they blow up fast"

Thanks swheeler for the punchline.You saved me the time of typing out the joke.

You're welcome! That Martyr Mothers was a good joke wasn't it, I believe it is on here somewhere, I know it made me blow coffee when I read it.