Subject: Your hair smells nice

Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine,
inhales a big breath of air and tells her, "That her hair smells nice."

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in
the personnel department and states that she wants to write a sexual harassment grievance
against him.

The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks,"What's
sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"

The woman replies, "It's Keith, the dwarf."

Hey who says being a dwarf is a disadvantage

Yes.... a crowded elevator smells very different to a midget!