(1) What does the average Alabama player get on his
>>> SATs?
>>> Drool.
>>> (2) What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas
>>> cheerleaders in one room?
>>> A full set of teeth.
>>> (3) How do you get a South Carolina cheerleader into
>>> your dorm room?
>>> Grease her hips and push.
>>> (4) How do you get a Georgia graduate off your porch?
>>> Pay him for the pizza.
>>> (5) How do you know if a Mississippi State football
>>> player has a girlfriend?
>>> There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup
>>> (6) Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum?
>>> Because they play dead at home and get killed on the
>>> road.
>>> (7) What are the longest three years of an Auburn
>>> football player's life?
>>> His freshman year.
>>> (8) How many Florida freshmen does it take to change a
>>> light bulb?
>>> None. That's a sophomore course.
>>> (9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?
>>> Baton Rouge, Louisiana. He knew that the police would
>>> never look at LSU for a Heisman Trophy winner.
>>> AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash.....)
>>> (10) Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team
>>> color?
>>> You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on
>>> Sunday, and picking up trash along the highways the
>>> rest of the week.
>
>

Why do they have artificial turf at South Carolina ??

Keep the cheerleaders from grazing....

What does a South Carolina cheerleader have stamped on her forehead ??

Let go of my ears, I know what I'm doing....

Ken....