Elton John and David Furnish wanted a baby.

They had their sperm mixed together, and a surrogate mother was artificially
inseminated.

When the baby was born, Elton and David were ushered into a ward where a dozen
babies were lying in their cots, eleven of them crying and screaming.

In the corner, one baby was lying serenely. A nurse came over to both of them
and indicated that the happy child was theirs.


"Isn't it wonderful?" Elton asked David. "All these crying babies... and yet our
baby is so content. This just proves the superiority of gay love!"

The nurse said, "Oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what happens when I
pull the pacifier out of his ass...."

Man goes into the hospital + sees this room full of happy babies,then is escorted into another ward where the babies are all sickly,pale,+ crying. What's the difference he asks? This is the artificial insemination ward replies the nurse. You know what they say.....spare the rod + spoil the child.