A woman takes a lover home during the day whilst her husband is at work.

Her 9 year old son come home unexpectantly, sees them and hides in the
bedroom cupboard to watch.

Just after getting into bed, the woman's husband also comes home.

She puts her lover in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy is
in there already.

After a wee while the little boy says, 'Dark in here'.

The man, who obviously got a real fright not expecting to hear anything -
let alone a little boy, says, 'Yes, it is'.

Boy - 'I have a football'

Man - 'That's nice'

Boy - 'Want to buy it?'

Man - 'No, thanks'

Boy - 'My dad's outside'

Man - 'OK, how much?'

Boy - '£250'

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in
the cupboard together.

Boy - 'Dark in here'

Man - 'Yes, it is'

Boy - 'I have a pair of football Boots '

The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'OK how much this time?'

Boy - '£350'

Man - 'Sold'

A few days later, the boys father says to the boy, 'Grab your boots and
football, let's go outside and have a game of football'.

Boy - 'I can't, I sold my ball and boots'

Dad - 'How much did you sell them for?'

Boy - 'To a friend of mine for £600'

Dad - 'That's a terrible thing overcharging your friend like that. That's
many, many times what they cost when they were new. I'm taking you to
church and make you confess your horrible sin!'

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.

Boy - 'Dark in here'

The priests says - 'Don't start that sh*t again you little pr*ck, you're
in my f.......ing cupboard now!!!!!!!!'