We have built a bolt action 700 Nitro Express.

Everyone who comes into our shooting room makes a comment about the size of the hole in the barrel.

As a joke I tell them people have to qualify to shoot it.

And the qualification is they have prove that their dicks does not fit in the muzzle!

Many takers?

Not so far!

I wanna be there once,,,, just once.

Like the joke about all the guys in the bar bragging about their size until the bartender can't take it anymore. O.K. he says, just whip them out + put them on the bar + we'll put an end to this right now. As they do, this little gay fellow walks in the door + the bartender asks him if he wants to be a part of this display to which he replies, "Oh no, I just came for the buffet."