A gas station owner in Virginia was
> > trying to increase his sales. So he put up a sign that read, "Free Sex
> > with Fill-Up."Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and
> > asked for his free sex.The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to
> > 10. If he guessed correctly he would get his free sex. The redneck
> > guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7.
> > Sorry, no sex this time." A week later, the same redneck, along with a
> > buddy, Bubba, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his
> > free sex. The proprietor again asked him to guess the correct number.
> > The redneck guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, "Sorry, it was
> > 3. You were close, but no free sex this time." As they were driving
> > away, the redneck said to his buddy, "I think that game is rigged and
> > he doesn't really give away free sex." Bubba replied, "It ain't
> > rigged. My wife won twice last week."
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