What do 54,000 battered housewives nationwide have in common?

They didn't listen.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothin, she's already been told twice.

What's the first thing a battered housewife does after leaving the woman's shelter?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her.

Karl.

54,000 battered housewives, dang, and all this time I have been just eating mine plain.

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54,000 battered housewives, dang, and all this time I have been just eating mine plain.

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