A bus loaded with politicians runs off the road and crashes into a tree on an old farmer's property.

The old farmer comes out and after inspecting the accident scene, he buries the politicians.

The local sheriff arrives. He asks the old farmer what happened to all the bodies. The farmer says he buried them, of course. In this summer heat he couldn't let the bodies lie around.

The sheriff asks: " Were they ALL dead?"

The farmer says:" Well, some of 'em said they weren't but you know how them politicians lie".