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God created Adam , but he soon saw that Adam was unhappy. God asked adam why he was so unhappy and Adam said that he would really like someone for company. "I will create for you the perfect companion in every way,said God; 'but it'll cost you an arm and a leg" Adam replied "what can I have for a rib?" | ||
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One of my old favorites: Adam is sitting on a rock, naked, of course, in the Garden of Eden and he has an erection. God looks down and says "ADAM!" in his typical booming godvoice. Adam jumps and say, "Yes, God?". God says, "ADAM, DO YOU SEE THAT THING BETWEEN YOUR LEGS?" Adam say, "Yes, God." God says, "Well, I've got some good news and some bad news about that thing. Which do you want first?" Adam says, "Well, God, I guess I'll take the good first." God says, "Well, I'm going to create something that you and that thing between your legs and all your descendents will love forevermore. I'm going to call it pussy." Adam says, "Well, that sounds great, God, thanks. Ummmmmm, what's the bad news? God: "I'm going to put a woman in charge of it." | |||
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ROFLMAO! | |||
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