I happen to KNOW, this is a true story

Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing

surgeries

they had performed.

One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist

lost
7
fingers in an accident. I reattached them and 8 months later he

performed

a private concert for the Queen of England."

One of the others said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms

and

legs in an accident. I reattached them and 2 years later he won a

gold

medal in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are both amateurs. Several years

ago a

Vietnam veteran, who was high on cocaine and alcohol, rode a horse

head-on

into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with

was

the horse's ass and some war medals. Now he's running as the

Democratic

nominee for President of the United States."